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On growing: "Mum, you're perfect just the way you are. You don't need to take any tall pills."

On fussy babies: "Mistress Nora, quite controra."

Sung while dancing naked: "I'm a too punk ballerina."

On housekeeping: "This house is so, so, so dirty. Ugh! My kids always make such a big mess. Jess and Leslie are always messing up my house. Jess and Leslie, could you please stop making such a mess. I'm getting tired of cleaning up your mess all the time. Kids, I'm starting to run out of options for looking after you. You need to stop making such a big mess."